Call Me Kat, Season 1

Randi:
Kat, he was old, but you gave him a great life. Every time he would lay on your laptop, you would just stop working so he could sleep there.

Phil:
And then you bought him his own computer so he could lay right by you.

Randi:
Which I'd like to call dibs on. Not the time.

Kat:
I just have that same heavy feeling in my heart that I had when my dad died. And, disturbing coincidence, they both died on top of my mother.

Oscar:
Well, just remind yourself it's a cat and not a person.

Phil:
Uh-oh.

Kat:
Yeah, I know it's a cat and not a person. A cat that I loved very deeply. The first cat I rescued. The only cat who knew how to pee on a potty. And do you know who taught him to do that? No one. He learned just by observing human behavior. He was that smart.

Oscar:
Okay, I'm sorry. That came out wrong.

Kat:
I'm gonna go upstairs for a little bit. Alone. Randi, I'm having Mr. Mousekers cremated. Can you pick up his ashes later today?

Randi:
There's nothing I'd rather do. Well, there are some things, but once again, not the time.

Kat:
And I'm gonna cancel the party. I don't even care if I don't get my deposit back on that ice cat sculpture.

Phil:
I didn't want to burst her bubble, but I'm the one who taught that cat to pee on the toilet.