Camp Lazlo, Season 4

[Everyone goes back to there cabins]

Lazlo:
Wanna play shadow puppets?

Samson:
I just drop teddy at the Laundromat.

Edward:
[goes into his cabin] Phew! Goodbye camp Hello dreamland. [noticed Clam was in his bed and screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!

Clam:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?!

Edward You heard the Bedtime Bugle! Edward Day is over!

Clam:
But I Love being Edward.

Edward:
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!

Clam:
You're not Edward, I'M EDWARD!

[Both breathing hardly]

Edward:
Grr! Hey, stink sacks!

Clam:
Hey, stink sacks!

Edward:
Will you tell this fruitcake who Edward is?!

Clam:
Will you tell that fruitcake who Edward is?!

Skip:
Are we dreaming?

Chip:
I think so.

[They went back to sleep]

Edward and Clam:
See?!

Clam:
[from inside] Nobody's interesting!

Edward:
[from inside] Don't copy me!

Clam:
[from inside] Stop doing that!

Edward:
[from inside] Why are you such an idiot?! [the Bean Scouts wake up and goes to Edward's Cabin and complain] You can go to sleep after you tell this imitation who the original Edward is!

Clam:
Not in this lifetime, butterball!

Samson:
Okay, now that is Edward.

[The bean scouts all talking at once]

Lazlo:
[walks up to Clam and Edward] Excuse me. Pardon me Fred. Pardon me hippo guy. Uh beg pardon pig character that I've not met until now. [chuckles] Looks like we've got ourselves a little mix up. Hmm. What we need here is a good old fashion face off to find the real Edward. Let's start with Edward on the Right.

Edward:
Edward on the right?! THERE IS NO EDWARD ON THE RIGHT!!! I'M THE ONLY EDWARD!!!!

Bean Scouts:
BOOOO!!!!

Gordon:
Too wimpy!

Lazlo:
Well, I guess that was pretty good.

Clam:
I'm surrounded by idiots!

[The Bean Scouts Cheer]

Lazlo:
Yeah that's him!

Edward:
This camp is only big enough for one Edward!

Bean Scouts:
Edward on the right! Edward on the right!

Edward:
[leaves his cabin] If he's Edward then who does that make me Clam? Ugh can't think of the worse...Wait a minute. Wait just one minute.

[Time card that says One Minute Later. Edward blows the bugle. Lazlo wakes up and Edward dressed like Clam]

Lazlo:
Oh, um, hello there, Edward. What can I do for ya?

Edward:
[imitating] Duh, me Clam.

Lazlo:
Do you have something stuck in your throat, Edward?

Edward:
No [grabs the picture] Duh, Clam. I am Clam.

Lazlo:
Oh, I get it. He likes our picture.

Raj:
Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, Edward.

Edward:
Clam!!! I'm impersonating Clam, you idiots!!!

Raj:
Okay, is he still doing Clam?

Lazlo:
I think he's trying to do Edward again. Oooh, look what time it is. Well, Clam, we better get down to the mess hall. We don't want to miss breakfast.