Camp Lazlo, Season 4

[First lines; the Bean Scouts stand outside Scoutmaster Lumpus' office]

Dave:
Oh. They're in for it now.

Slinkman:
[scolding Chip and Skip] I am ashamed of you two! You know that having candy in camp is against camp rules! And if Lumpus ever found candy on the premises...

[Imagine spot of Slinkman being salted by a very furious Lumpus]

Lumpus:
I SAID NO CANDY, YOU WORM!!!

[Back to reality]

Slinkman:
I mean, look at this stuff! Fizzy Stix, bubblegum, lollipops, taffy, pure cane sugar and... [notices two strips of bacon covered with sugar] Sugar-coated bacon?!? [Chip reaches for a strip of bacon, but Slinkman slaps his hand] Stop that! This is exactly what I'm talking about! No self discipline! It's times like these when I wish I could take Old Spankful out of retirement. But at least I have Old Shredful. [turns on a paper shredder and dumps the candy into it, shredding it to pieces, causing Chip and Skip to cry]

Edward:
That's it, fellas. We're doomed!

Lazlo:
Don't worry, Edward. It's not the end of the world.

Edward:
Not the end of the world?!?! Those were the last pieces of candy in the entire camp!

Raj:
Without Chip and Skip, the whole entire camp will be dry by snack time.

Ping-Pong:
What do we do now?

Dave:
Yeah. How will we get our sugar?

Samson:
Hey, you guys! I have an idea! Uh, Edward I have an idea. Edward, Edward, Edward, Edward, Edward? [Edward starts to make furious and jealous] Want you my idea? Wana Wana Wana Wana. This is my idea Edward. Edward.

Edward:
[furiously yells Samson] SAMSON!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAT?! Can't you see that we're busy over here?!

Samson:
[gets jealous and he goes to his cabin, the group except Samson stay argumentative] Oh, forget them, it was a good idea Samson. [gasps happily]. Oh, my little bean chemistry set. At first, I thought this idea would be impossible, I mean using my chemistry set to make candy, it just sounds so absurd, but then occurred to me. If I can get luscious, to grow six times, its size with just a cup of water, then I'm sure I could make a piece of candy. [starts to make candies with his chemistry set] It's working. [laughs and making candies at same time. When he finishes making candies, he arrives to the Jelly cabin] Hey guys.

Lazlo:
[not feeling happy] Oh, hi Samson.

Raj:
How can be so happy when there's no candy in camp.

Samson:
What if tell you I had some candy?

Raj:
Oh, stop your fibbing Samson, I'd give my entire record collection for just one piece. But we all know Slinkman shredded the last of the candy.

Samson:
That was before I made all THIS. [shows the candies made himself. Raj looks the candies made by Samson with his eyes] All is real alright.

Raj:
[excitedly moves his bookcase] Here, here, take it.

Samson:
Ah, ah, ah, ah. [refusing for more candies] Only one piece.

Raj:
But I'd give my entire record collection.

Samson:
[giving Raj one condition] Only one piece portrayed.

Raj:
FINE! [accepts his condition]

Clam:
Abacus

Lazlo:
My harmonica.

[Everybody come to Samson because knew that he has real candy cheerfully. Montage of the Bean scouts doing things for Samson for Candy:
Milt massages on the Samson's back; Samson plays volleyball with Ping-Pong]

Samson:
Yeah, I won. In your face Ping-Pong, oh yeah I won! [celebrating]

Ping-Pong:
Ahem!.

Samson:
Oh, there you are. [gives Ping-Pong a piece of candy]

Ping-Pong:
Thanks!

[The next day finishing the Samson's making candies job]

Samson:
Boy. How could making candy can be so loveliness? [happily bringing trash] Next stop: Cool Town. Doo. Doo. [throws the trash to the garbage]

Chip and Skip:
[appear, in the garbage looking for Samson's candies] Hi, Samson!

Samson:
[greeting shyly] Oh, Hi, Chip. Hi, Skip. What are you doing in the garbage?

Chip:
Looking for you.

Skip:
Yeah, we want candy,

Chip:
We want do anything.

Samson:
Sorry guys, but I really don't think you have anything I want.

[Chip and Skip are overwhelmed after hearing Samson telling that]

Skip:
Wait right here.

[Chip and Skip are searching in the garbage things for doing anything]

Chip:
[finds a dirty griddle] I can iron your clothes.

Skip:
[finds a dirty toothbrush] I can brush your teeth.

Samson:
No, leave me alone! [runs away crying]

Chip:
Samson! We just want some candy.

Skip:
We'll do anything!

Samson:
[breathes nervously; to Dave and Ping Pong] Dave, Ping-Pong. Oh thanks goodness you're here. [shows the candy] I need your help to get out of here safely.

Skip:
[gets in to the cabin] Samson!

[Dave and Ping-Pong travel Samson out of the Fava Cabin]

Samson:
Phew! We made it. Take me somewhere safe!

Ping-Pong:
Any place in particular, sir?

Samson:
The Showers. Chip and Skip wouldn't be caught dead in there. [drinks a cup of water]