Camp Lazlo, Season 5

Lumpus:
[relaxing on a lawn chair while enjoying his coffee] You going to tell me what you want or are you just going to stare?

[The scene cuts to the Bean Scouts holding bags of dirty clothes cause it's laundry day today]

Slinkman:
It's laundry day, sir.

Lumpus:
Cancel it. [stares angrily at Slinkman]

Slinkman:
No can do, [opens a green book and flipped through the pages of how Lumpus cancels laundry day so many times] you've cancelled it so many times that there's only one more page left in the calendar.

Lumpus:
Oh, really? Let me see. [rips a page out of the book and sees it] Mmm-hmm. Hmm. [crumbles the page, dip it a coffee and eats it. Then he drinks the coffee] Ahh!

[Slinkman glares at Lumpus]

Lumpus:
Don't be a sucker, Slinky. Laundry is the biggest waste of time there is. Why if it weren't for the laundry, we'd have time to solve world hunger and invent time travel.

Slinkman:
Or sleep all day on a lawn chair?

Lumpus:
Oh, okay! [fall fast asleep on a lawn chair]

Slinkman:
[shows Lumpus the children who are wearing dirty clothes] And what about the children? [off-screen] They've been wearing the same filthy clothes for weeks.

Lumpus:
[wakes up] Well, when I'm feeling less than fresh, I simply turn my clothes inside out and let the breeze clean them.

[Green filthy gas from Lumpus' unclean bean scout uniform pops out and destroys everything from Camp Kidney. Lumpus smells his uniform and knows it needs to get washed]