Cheap Seats, Season 2

Randy:
"A very special episode of Cheap Seats, because today the first day we have a live studio audiance.

Jason:
"Twenty-five people."

Randy:
"Yeah!"

(Crowd cheers)

Randy:
"Now how did we pull it off you may ask inquisitively? Well it was easy we lobbied ESPN really hard for months and we finally reached a compromise.

Jason:
"They said no"

Randy:
"Uh huh. So we decided to go behind their backs and start diverting tour groups from ESPN down here to the library. Now we have a group here today with us."

Jason:
"We have a great group with us today."

Randy:
"Who is with us today?"

Jason:
"We have got Doctors Without Borders.

Randy:
"I love doctors with"

Jason:
"They do such good work."

Woman In Audiance:
"Uh excuse me. Excuse me actually we are Doctors With Borders.

Randy:
"With Borders? I've heard of Doctors Without Borders."

Jason:
"What is Doctors With Borders?"

Woman In Audiance:
"Doctors With Borders is a group of doctors that work within the borders of gated communities. We help people that need medical care who make at least eighty thousand dollars a year."

Randy:
"Well I guess maybe if we pull our salaries collectively we could be one patient"

Woman In Audiance:
"I don't think so. Also could get a little more chardonnay up in here we're dying. Thank you."