Cheap Seats, Season 2

Randy:
"Marge Schott."

Jason:
"Alright the point is we felt that Cheap Seats as a sports franchise deserved its own mascot too."

Randy:
"So we combed the country. Scouting Renaissance fairs, Illegal rodeos, Wal-Mart grand openings looking for every conceivable novelty creature."

Jason:
"And we narrowed it down to the three finalist. Here are their auditions."

Rik Esasky:
(Wearing a chicken suit) "First off I will not wear this head. I don't believe in it. I will not act like a goofy mascot."

C.C. Galleta:
(Wearing a chocolate chip cookie suit) "You might have seen me in a few roles. I played a chocolate chip cookie in the How About Some Milk campaign."

Slider:
(A homeless person) "To be honest man I haven't been inside of a building In about five years. I'm freaked out man."

Rik Esasky:
"I will not shine a bald man's head at a baseball game."

C.C. Galleta:
"I'm a gogetrahidra I can do anything. You ask me to do anything and I can do it."

Slider:
" I can make a dollar last me month. A month!!"

Rik Esasky:
"I will not run and dive on a rain soaked tarp."

C.C. Galleta:
"I can play many different types of cookies."

Judge:
"You can lose those chocolate chips if we need you to?"

C.C. Galleta:
"Absolutly I can take them out I can play Pecan Sandy if that's what you want uh these are birthmarks so."

Slider:
(Crying) "Ah man have you ever since a cat without it's eyeballs in it's head" (digging through a trash bag)

Judges:
"No no no no!"

Slider:
"You have? What's the answer?"