Cheap Seats, Season 2

C.C. Galleta:
"Well I think the question is what talents don't I bring."

Rik Esasky:
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

Slider:
"Uh I can find vitamins in cigarette butts. Alot of vitamins in that stuff yall guys don't know."

C.C. Galleta:
"You know I can..Cookie Dance I don't know If you could use that on your show."

Slider:
"Did you know If you're feeling emotional pain if you hurt yourself in the (beep) it stops it?"

C.C. Galleta:
"Stage talking. Hello! How are you!? Please dunk me in milk."

Rik Esasky:
"Where be now your jives, your gambles, your songs?"

Slider:
"I can..I made these shoes..made those shoes. I made those shoes!"

Randy:
"When would you do something like that?"

Rik Esasky:
"Well clearly not here apparently."