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Cheap Seats, Season 2

Cheap Seats (2004–2007) was a television program broadcast on ESPN Classic hosted by The Sklar Brothers, Randy and Jason. The brothers appear as fictional ESPN archivists who amuse themselves by watching old, campy sports broadcasts and wisecrackin… more »

(Pitch bounce off the catcher and hits the umpire between the legs)

Jason:
"Ooooh and that one just took out the Keebler elves."

Randy:
"He won't be making any Town House crackers any time soon, I can tell you that much."

Jason:
"Two balls with one strike."

(Umpire wipes the plate)

(Jason in a high voice)

Jason:
"I'll just wipe off the plate and... oh God, tell my wife I love her."

Randy:
"You're wearing a cup, right?"

Jason:
"I was but I took it off in the eighth. Boys needed some air."

Randy:
"Good call."

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