Cheap Seats, Season 2

Cheap Seats (2004–2007) was a television program broadcast on ESPN Classic hosted by The Sklar Brothers, Randy and Jason. The brothers appear as fictional ESPN archivists who amuse themselves by watching old, campy sports broadcasts and wisecrackin… more »

Jason:
"Ladies and gentlemen..."

Sklars:
"The Giant Cookie!!"

(C.C. comes out)

C.C.:
"How bout it!" How bout it!"

(Randy hands him a gallon of milk)

Sklars:
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"

C.C.:
"Drink? You want me to? Ok!"

(C.C. drinks it but spits it out)

Sklars:
"Owww!"

C.C.:
"I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm lactose intolerant."

[pause] Randy:
"That's ok!"

(Sklars cheer)

C.C.:
"Seriously guys, my throat's closing up! Can't breathe! Choking on vomit!"

Randy:
"He's really hurt."

[pause] Sklars:
"The Cookie!!!"

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