Cheap Seats, Season 2

Jason:
"Ladies and gentlemen..."

Sklars:
"The Giant Cookie!!"

(C.C. comes out)

C.C.:
"How bout it!" How bout it!"

(Randy hands him a gallon of milk)

Sklars:
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"

C.C.:
"Drink? You want me to? Ok!"

(C.C. drinks it but spits it out)

Sklars:
"Owww!"

C.C.:
"I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm lactose intolerant."

[pause] Randy:
"That's ok!"

(Sklars cheer)

C.C.:
"Seriously guys, my throat's closing up! Can't breathe! Choking on vomit!"

Randy:
"He's really hurt."

[pause] Sklars:
"The Cookie!!!"