Cheap Seats, Season 4

Randy:
Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?

Jason:
No the question is how come we don't have magic wands?

Randy:
I know.

(wands magically appear in their hands)

Sklars:
Awesome!!!

(Guy comes into the picture)

Guy:
Here's those tapes you wanted

(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)

Randy:
Sweet!

Jason:
No Way!

Randy:
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.

Jason:
Hey gimmie a cookie.

Randy:
No.

Jason:
Give me a cookie.

Randy:
No.

Jason:
Give me a cookie!

(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)

Jason:
Dude you're a dick.

Randy:
You're a dick.

Jason:
No you are.

Randy:
You are.

Jason:
You!

(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)

Randy:
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.

Jason:
Yeah I did.

Randy:
Well which wand am I?

Jason:
I don't know!