Cheap Seats, Season 4

Cheap Seats (2004–2007) was a television program broadcast on ESPN Classic hosted by The Sklar Brothers, Randy and Jason. The brothers appear as fictional ESPN archivists who amuse themselves by watching old, campy sports broadcasts and wisecrackin… more »

Randy:
Such a shame.

Jason:
Ah what is.

Randy:
Evel, the man was at the peak of his career here and yet he died penniless.

Jason:
Uhh he's actually still alive and I'm pretty sure he's got some money.

Randy:
Maybe, but he could've had alot more money if he hadn't made that one business decision that was a little too daring.

Jason:
Which business decision?

Randy:
Knievel's Knishes.

Jason:
That's Jewish fast food that doesn't sound very daring.

Randy:
He opened seven locations in the Gaza Strip.

Jason:
uff.

Randy:
Four more in Takiron.

Jason:
Wow.

Randy:
And his opening one more in Damascus.

Jason:
Shut up!

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