Cheap Seats, Season 4

Cheap Seats (2004–2007) was a television program broadcast on ESPN Classic hosted by The Sklar Brothers, Randy and Jason. The brothers appear as fictional ESPN archivists who amuse themselves by watching old, campy sports broadcasts and wisecrackin… more »

Jason:
Well that's our show thanks for watching. Wait when did you put that outfit back on?

Randy:
During the Cheapies.

Jason:
But that was like twenty seconds ago.

Randy:
Yeah listen I wanna go back to something you said earlier on the show about Knieveling it up not being here. I totally disagree and I think you'll agree with me in about three seconds.

Jason:
Oh yeah why's that?

Randy:
Because BANG!

(Randy uses wand on Jason and Jason suddenly is wearing an 80's windbreaker and some fruity pants.)

Jason:
Come on!

Randy:
Because POW!

(Randy uses wand on Jason again and Jason is now wearing a doctor's clothing.)

Jason:
Randy

Randy:
Jesus you know what I think I actually got the price tag up on this one. Because Zim.

(Randy now turns Jason into Shanda the dancing intern.)

Randy:
No.. shoot what if I just Zooy!!

(Randy now puts Jason in a cop uniform)

Jason:
I'am not a cop.

Randy:
Knevely!

(Randy now puts Jason in a cookie uniform the one that a guy was wearing from when they were looking for their own mascot)

Jason:
Not cool Ran not cool!

Randy:
What dude I bought these wands at Costco they were on sale..

Jason:
Good I don't care!

Randy:
I have like a bunch of batteries like six hundred double A batteries. I'm sorry.

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