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China, IL, Season 2

China, IL (2011–15) is an American adult animated television sitcom created by Brad Neely for Adult Swim. The series takes place at The University of China, Illinois, dubbed the "Worst College in America" and located at the edge of town. The school'… more »

Kenny:
It's like I'm Ahab who finally got himself a fat-ass Moby Dick. All right, now, how do we fix my woman-problem?

Baby Cakes:
Well, the first thing we gotta do is scrape some of those dicks off your heart and replace them with whatever a woman has downstairs.

Kenny:
Well, that's a grand metaphor and all, but how do we do this practically?

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