China, IL, Season 3

China, IL (2011–15) is an American adult animated television sitcom created by Brad Neely for Adult Swim. The series takes place at The University of China, Illinois, dubbed the "Worst College in America" and located at the edge of town. The school'… more »

Pony:
[Attacking the Easter Bunny] You die!

Easter Bunny:
Please stop!

Pony:
Fuck you! Fuck you! I will fucking kill you! [Screaming and tearing up] This world sucks—Easter Bunnies and dead husbands! Die, you fucking Easter Bunny! Die like my dead husband; die like Johnny! I was relieved when Johnny died; I got married to him way too quick! I felt guilty for feeling like this for so long! [Pony pauses as she ceases her attacks.] I do miss him, though.

Baby Cakes:
[Having witnessed the beating] Oh, she's a Chris Brown.

Pony:
No, I'm a brown widow.

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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