China, IL, Season 3
China, IL (2011–15) is an American adult animated television sitcom created by Brad Neely for Adult Swim. The series takes place at The University of China, Illinois, dubbed the "Worst College in America" and located at the edge of town. The school'… more »
Leonard:
Dean, what is this?
The Dean:
The talking monkey? I don't know. We got her from some now-defunct Japanese zoo. They're a dime a dozen. What isn't a dime a dozen are barrels of oil.
Leonard:
Japan? But her Southern accent...
[The communicator reads "Accent:
Atlanta."]
The Dean:
She was bred in captivity, doesn't know anything, costs too much to feed; I fucking hate this monkey. I can't wait to turn him into a few miles' worth of crude oil.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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