Community, Season 4

Jeff:
I found the perfect girl for me, and then I met her kid. [starts singing] I said it didn't bother me, but truthfully it did. I promised him I'd make it to a baseball game he had... But I bailed and never called again, and now I'm just exactly like my dad.

Britta :
I am an activist, that's always been my choice. Truth is I never voted, except when I watch The Voice.

Annie:
I was struggling in history, I'm normally the best. I let Cornwallis rub my feet to give me all the answers to a test.

Troy:
I caused the Greendale fire of '03. Fifty-five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill.

All together:
This secret inside me, was trapped beyond a doubt. And now my most terrible secret is out!

Pierce:
I never slept with the great Eartha Kitt. We dry humped inside of her tour bus!

All together:
This secret inside me, was trapped beyond a doubt. [Jeff only] And now my most terrible secret is out.