Community, Season 6

Elroy:
Kid, animals have been murdering each other for 3 billion years. Birds have had their 15 million in the spotlight. The same as lizards and plants and they all just use it to murder, eat, screw and not invent Wi-Fi. Now we may end up saving this world, or blowing it to hell or making a new one. But we can’t do any of it while scheduling our evolution around the needs of the least lucky birds.

Abed:
What are you, a demon? Did Clive Barker write you?

Elroy:
Anyone who finds that nest, will come to the same decision. And you don't have to get mean.

Abed:
Mean? You just did a baby bird murder monologue.