Community, Season 6

[Chang and Annie are on stage rehearsing a stage adaption of The Karate Kid]

Chang:
Show me wax on.

Matt Lundergard:
[whispers in Chang's ear] This is the worst acting I've ever seen in my life.

Chang:
Show me wax off.

Matt:
[whispers in Chang's ear] The ghost of your father just turned his back on you. Your ancestors are clawing their way deeper into the Earth to get away from you, you make me embarrassed to have thumbs, I can see air quotes around you.

Chang:
Show me paint fence.

Matt:
Knock, knock, knock, anybody home? Oh look, there's nobody here. Oh it's so dusty, it's almost like nobody's been here in years. There's a note: "Never let me act."

Annie:
Mr. Lundergard, I'm sorry, but I cannot stand by while you do this.

Matt:
That's fine, you can go.

Annie:
I'm not bluffing. You can't make an actor more talented by yelling at them. And if you don't stop, your lead character is going to walk.

Matt:
Lead? You play Danny LaRusso.

Annie:
Well, I'm the Karate Kid.

Matt:
The Karate Kid is about Kesuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought against his own people in World War II, while his wife lost a child in an internment camp. Noriyuki Morita was nominated for an Academy Award for his performance. Ralph Macchio? Showed up. I cast you because your measurements allow me to use the same wardrobe as last year. I cast Ben because he has the sadness and talent that could make this show great. If I have to physically drill into his chest and suck it out with a straw! So you can take a flying kick and a rolling donut! You're fired!