Community, Season 6

Elroy:
[Enters the bar and sees Britta] Oh man. You people are everywhere. I was looking for a place to hide.

Britta:
Don't worry, I'm not gonna bother you.

Elroy:
Okay then, give me a gin and tonic. Your friend Jeff booked "Natalie is Freezing" for the dance.

Britta:
What? Tonight? We gotta go! Why aren't you excited?

Elroy:
I used to date her.

Britta:
Natalie?

Elroy:
Her name is Julie. Why would the band's name be her name? She's an artist.

Britta:
We've listened to them together. You never said anything about this.

Elroy:
She messed me up, she messed me up pretty good. Here's to forgetting.

Britta:
Not gonna toast to that.

Elroy:
Well, then forget you too.

Britta:
Give me a break, that's the whole problem. Everybody's in such a rush to protect themselves from each other. Sure, yes, you gotta defend your castle, but you also gotta... what's that thing that castles have?

Elroy:
Walls.

Britta:
Come on.

Elroy:
A moat.

Britta:
It goes over the moat, goes over the moat.

Elroy:
Enemy knights, cavalry... arrows?

Britta:
No, come on. Stop it. It goes like this. [makes lifting drawbridge motion with her arms]

Elroy:
Alligators?

Britta:
No, it's one thing. It's mechanical.

Elroy:
One mechanical alligator?

Britta:
Are you screwing with me?

Elroy:
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about!

Britta:
It's one mechanical thing! It goes over the moat! It goes like this!

Elroy:
A catapult!

Britta:
Aah!

Elroy:
Oh, Jesus!