Coupling, Series One

[Steve and Jane are passionately making out in a Ladies room washroom stall, Susan comes in and the stall door opens and Steve stumbles onto the ground spilling spare change]

Susan:
Um, isn't this the ladies?

Steve:
Sorry. Just, um, washing my hands.

Susan:
Hmm-mm, and the money's for?

Steve:
You get these free in the Ladies?

Susan:
Apparently.

Steve:
Yeah, um. Well, in terms of humiliating myself in front of a complete stranger, this couldn't get more embarrassing, could it?

Susan:
So, how are you these days, Steve?

Steve:
Great.

Susan:
We met at my office party. Jeff invited you, I think. And you spent the whole evening arguing with some women about Crippen. Yeah, I was rather insulted. I seem to remember trying to chat you up at the time.

Steve:
Oh.

Susan:
So have you seen that women recently?

Steve:
Define "recently".

Susan:
Ok, look- I'd better-

Steve:
No, no, hang on. Maybe we could, you know, meet up sometime.

Susan:
Well, yeah. You know where I work. Jeff's got my number. Nothing to stop you from calling me.

Steve:
Great.

Susan:
Great. [She walks over to the stall Jane is in]

Steve:
Where are you going?

Susan:
In there.

Steve:
Why? What are you going to do?

Susan:
That's not a level of detail most people look for. [Steve runs over and splays his arms across door]

Steve:
Sorry, um, still using it. Haven't finished. I was on a break.

Susan:
What, you popped out to wash your hands during your-

Steve:
Yes. It's been a tricky one. [He goes into the stall and Susan leaves with Steve and Jane resuming their makeout session] Look, look. I don't think this is such a good idea anymore.

Jane:
Oh, you're just getting all confused again. I'll tell you what, I'll take my clothes off. [She squats down]

Steve:
No, no, no, no! That's not going to work! Whatever you might think, whatever everybody might think., it just happens I'm not completely, shaved! I mean, shallow!