Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 6

Jeff:
[looks in a mirror and realizes he is bald] OH, MY GOD! NO!! NO!!!

Susie:
[rushes in] What?!

Jeff:
OH, MY GOD!!!! LOOK AT ME!

Susie:
What the hell happened to you?!

Jeff:
What happened?!

Susie:
What happened, Nurse?!

Nurse:
Dr. Page accidentally shaved Mr. Green's head...

Jeff:
Shaved my head?!

Susie:
Wait a minute. "Accidentally"?

Jeff:
He operated my head?

Nurse:
No, the procedure was cancelled. The operation is going to be... rescheduled.

Susie:
So he didn't have the surgery?!

Nurse:
No.

Susie:
Oh, you look horrible! Jeff!

Dr. Page:
[enters the room] Nurse, would you please excuse us? [the nurse leaves the room]

Susie:
Doctor, what the hell happened?! Look at him!

Jeff:
What happened?! What happened?!

Dr. Page:
Mr. and Mrs. Green, I am so sorry. I was coming to see you in the operating room, and I had just been victimized by a terrible incident in the cafeteria. And so I came to the operating room, and I was so angered, and I was upset, and I was confused, and I mistakenly shaved your head, for which I'm so sorry.

Susie:
A mistake is correct! You took it out on his head?!

Dr. Page:
Well, I can explain. I'm leaving the cafeteria, and I'm walking past a table, and this horrible man uses the most vile word in the English language to refer to a black person, and I went into a blind rage, and I left there, and I went to the operating room, and made this terrible mistake, for which I'm so sorry.

Susie:
Do you know who this man was?

Dr. Page:
I have no idea who he was. He was just a despicable bald man.

Susie:
Bald?

Dr. Page:
Yes.

Susie:
Did he, by any chance, wear glasses?

Dr. Page:
Yes... As a matter of fact, he was wearing glasses. And it was awful. It was just absolutely awful.