Dan Vs., Season 1

[Dan is kicking Chris' seat at the car]

Chris:
All this driving is making me sleepy. Dan! Stop, kicking my seat all right?

Dan:
Dan, [speaking gibberish]

Elise:
Something on your mind, Dan?

Dan:
How come she gets to sit in the front seat?

Chris:
Because that's our car.

Dan:
That's not fair! This is madness! What is she even doing here?

Elise:
You're not the only one with a grudge against New Mexico, Dan.

[Elise has a flashback of her being a little kid at New Mexico, road runners are surrounding her, taking away her cotton candy, and a cactus popping her balloon]

Little Elise:
My cotton candy! NEW MEXICOOOO!!!

[Elise's flashback ends]

Dan:
Hello? I asked what it did to you?

Elise:
I don't want to talk about it.

Dan:
You can't say something like that and not follow up. Chris, back me up on this. Chris!

[Chris is sleeping on the driver's seat and Elise steers the wheel as vehicles drive by]

Chris:
[while Dan helps him open his eyes] This is not necessary.

Dan:
It really is.

Chris:
Come on, we're in the desert. My eyes are drying out.

Dan:
Blink.