Dan Vs., Season 1

Elise:
Okay, I've got the granola, some fruit, Okay, I've got the granola, some fruit, a 6 pack of fennel juice, and Dan's peanut brittle.

Chris:
Did he give you money for that?

Elise:
No, but don't worry. I have enough.

Chris:
I got chips, some crunchy Cheese Wads, some chewy Cheese Wads, chocolate soda-

Elise:
Chris.

Chris:
Some fizzle sticks, Cocoa Blasters.

Elise:
Chris, remember what we talked about?

Chris:
Which time?

Elise:
About eating healthier.

Chris:
Oh, it doesn't count if we're on a road trip. Does it?

Elise:
It does.

Chris:
Oh. Alright. Alright, then I'll only get 1 thing.

Elise:
Thank you. I only worry about your health because I love--

Chris:
Yes! Milk shake machine! I choose milk shakes

Elise:
Okay.

Chris:
With cookies in them.

Elise:
Chris.

Chris:
It's still 1 thing if the cookies are inside the milk shake.

Elise:
Okay, but we're having salad for dinner.

Chris:
...Dan said we were having burgers.

Elise:
If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you? [Chris thinks about it] Chris!

Chris:
[stammers] I mean, it depends.

Elise:
Don't jump off a cliff!

Chris:
Well, I wasn't planning on it.

Elise:
But if Dan jumped, you would? [Chris thinks about it] CHRIS!