Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan:
What took you so long?

Chris:
Nice to see you too!

Dan:
Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you!

Chris:
There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan.

Dan:
How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints!

Chris:
There's an animal shelter right there.

Dan:
Look!

Chris:
Those are sneaker prints.

Dan:
Exactly!

Chris:
Exactly what?

Dan:
What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man!

Chris:
So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.

Dan:
He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!

Chris:
If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints?

Dan:
Obviously, he runs like this!

Chris:
He doesn't run like that in the movies.

Dan:
This isn't the movies - THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD - THE WOLF-MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH!

Chris:
Why next month?

Dan:
Next full moon. Don't you watch movies?

Chris:
So what are we doing today?

Dan:
Nothing! Go home!