Dan Vs., Season 1

Chris:
Well, that was one of the worst experiences in my lifetime of bad experiences. You were unconscious for most of it.

Dan:
I had nightmares the whole time. It was horrible, I dreamt I was at the dentist's office getting my teeth fixed.

Chris:
At least your tooth is fixed. Oh, before I forget, the hygienist said you have to come back next week.

Dan:
What?

Chris:
Yeah, apparently you have a cavity they couldn't fill before the gas wore off.

Dan:
Oh! Now do you see what the dentist does?

Chris:
Fix teeth? He fixes teeth, Dan.

Dan:
Every time he fixes something, he breaks something else, like a crooked auto mechanic. It's how he keeps people coming back.

Chris:
You haven't been back since you learned to tie your shoes.

Dan:
And now twice in 1 week! Don't you think that's suspicious?

Chris:
Not really.

Dan:
Well, it is! And I'm gonna get him for it!

Chris:
Oh, what's your plan?

Dan:
We're gonna kidnap the dentist. Then you're gonna hold him down while I drill a hole in his face!

Chris:
Wow, I am so not okay with that.

Dan:
Oh, come on. You said you'd help.

Chris:
Look, I'm watching a movie with Elise in, like, an hour. Can I drop you off at home?

Dan:
Quisling.

Chris:
If I knew what that meant, would I be offended?

Dan:
Probably.