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Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Dan:
[finds Hal] Helicopter Hal, we meet at last. Nice jacket.

Helicopter Hal:
I don't sign autographs, thanks.

Dan:
Oh, I'm no fan. [punches Hal]

Helicopter Hal:
Why?

Dan:
That's for making me pee!

Helicopter Hal:
What?

Dan:
You love traffic!

Helicopter Hal:
Well, it is my bread and butter!

Dan:
[punches him again] That's 'cause I can't digest butter!

Helicopter Hal:
Well, how is that my fault? You can't just punch a celebrity!

Dan:
I didn't! Now get in there and fly this thing.

[the helicopter flies off]

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