Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

[Dan is at home and makes a phone call to Chris while he is with Elise at Ninja Dave's Cookies]

Chris:
Hello.

Dan:
We have to make them pay. They bruised my face with frozen produce. They are going down. Come over right now.

Chris:
Nope. I'm on a date.

Dan:
With Elise?

Elise:
Yes, Dan.

Dan:
You'd rather spend time with some girl than help me get revenge? When are you going to grow up? [hangs up]

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