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Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

[the Salvation Armed Forces truck comes to pick up the chair from the house]

Salvation Armed Forces Guy:
Sir! Thank you for your generous donation, sir. [opens the back of the truck]

Chris:
No problem.

Salvation Armed Forces Guy:
This old thing was just sitting around.

Dan:
[inside the chair] Ow!

Chris:
Shhh! -hould I, uh, help you move it? It's deceptively heavy. And misanthropic.

Salvation Armed Forces Guy:
That would be great. [he and Chris lift the chair and put it in the truck] What was that sir?

Chris:
Nothing. Enjoy the Dan. Chair. The chair's name... is "Dan". Goodbye chair.

[the Salvation Armed Forces Guy closes the truck]

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