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Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Lifeguard:
So you have a husband?

Elise:
Not anymore.

Lifeguard:
Let's go on a date.

Elise:
Snap out of it, Chris!

Lifeguard:
Where?

[cuts to Dan who is wearing Elise's hair]

Dan:
I said, snap out of it, Chris! [slaps Chris as the boat sinks] The boat is sinking! Again! This is why I don't buy anything built by Americans. We have zero standards for safety.

Chris:
I can't die now. I have to stop Elise from dating that lifeguard.

Dan:
I don't think I have a choice. But hey, on the bright side, I hear drowning's a very peaceful way to go. Apparently there's a soundtrack. [sees a friendship boat appearing]

Chris:
Ha! A boat! Over here! Help! [a pirate sticks out two fingers] We're saved!

Dan:
[pops his head up] Missionaires! I knew it!

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