Dan Vs., Season 1

Dan:
I can't believe that you bought her along! This is terrible!

Chris:
You have been complaining for the last 6 hours.

Elise:
Yeah, give it a rest. I'm going with you. I'm in the car and everything.

Dan:
Can't we drop her off somewhere? She'll find a way home. She always does!

Elise:
I'm coming along to get revenge on George Washington.

Dan:
The last thing I need is- Really?

Elise:
Yes!

Dan:
Oh thanks. I would also like shotgun.

Elise:
You can't have it. How are you planning on destroying Mount Vernon anyway?

Dan:
I have a bunch of explosives in the trunk. That reminds me. Don't get into an accident. And you might want to take speed bumps very slowly.

Elise:
[whispering] Couldn't we just take him to an abandoned house somewhere and tell him it's Mount Vernon?

Chris:
Dan has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess what he knows about any given topic. Watch: Dan? Who made Mt. Rushmore?

Dan:
Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?

Chris:
And what state is it in?

Dan:
D- I don't know, Ecuador something?! What's with all the questions?

Elise:
So there is a savant half.