Dan Vs., Season 1

Chris:
So can we go home now?

Dan:
Have we derailed Barry Ditmer's plans yet? Have we stopped the momentum of technological progress?

Chris:
You have to let this go, Dan. Don't you see the parallels between yourself and Hiram?

Dan:
What are you talking about?

Chris:
Oh, well, you hate technology. He hates technology. He's incredibly angry. You're incredibly angry.

Dan:
Who's angry? How dare you! I'll strangle you!

Chris:
See?

Dan:
I'll admit there does seem to be a tenuous connection.

Chris:
If you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like him.

Dan:
Oh, I think that's a stretch.

Chris:
You know what? We are going to talk about this. [stops the car]

Dan:
We should probably get further away from the ax murderer before we stop the car.

Chris:
We've gone 30 miles. There's no way he could cover that kind of distance on foot. [he and Dan scream as they see an ax on the car]

Hiram:
To the ends of the Earth!

Chris:
Well, I've been wrong before.