Dan Vs., Season 1

Hortence:
Oh, hey. Haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dan:
Great. Well, not great, but good. Well, not good, despondent. You look nice. Anyway, I just went through drive-thru and you guys got my order wrong. Well, not you, specifically, I mean--

Jeremiah:
What seems to be the problem here?

Hortence:
This gentleman got the wrong order.

Jeremiah:
That's impossible. I'm pretty sure the mistake is on your end, sir.

Dan:
What?! This burger has cheese on it! I'm allergic to cheese.

Jeremiah:
You must have forgotten to ask for it without cheese.

Dan:
I would never forget to ask that! It was the first thing I said!

Jeremiah:
Look, sir. I don't want to call you a liar, but I have a perfect record of customer service. No mistakes. Jeremiah Burger, founder, president, chairman, and CEO of Jeremiah Burger Foods Limited, once personally commended my unblemished track record.

Dan:
I don't care if you sprang fully formed from the head of Zeus! You messed up! Either give me what I paid for or give me my money back!

Jeremiah:
Well, neither of those things are going to happen. Mac, Karl. Please escort this gentleman off the premises.

[Mac and Karl grab Dan]

Dan:
This is an outrage! I demand satisfaction!

Hortence:
I'm really sorry, sir.

Jeremiah:
Don't apologize to him.

Hortence:
Sorry, sir.

Dan:
I'll get you for this! I will have my cheese-less burger and you shall be blemished, sir! Blemished! [gets thrown outside]

Chris:
How'd it go?