Dan Vs., Season 1

Chris:
[while walking with Dan] Can we please pick up the pace?

Dan:
Hey, you shouldn't have come with me on errand day if you didn't have the time.

Chris:
You said, you needed a ride, and you only had 1 thing to do.

Dan:
Yeah, run errands. Plus, you got something, too.

Chris:
1 thing. At 1 place. I had to pick it up for Elise's birthday. [shows Dan the necklace] Nice, huh?

Dan:
The box is okay I guess.

Chris:
It's a heirloom. It was the only thing of value my great-great grandmother brought her to this country. I got it engraved, see? [shows it to Dan]

Dan:
Who's Elsie?

Chris:
What? Oh no.

Dan:
What's going on here? [drops all of his stuff on the sidewalk]

Magnifico the Magnificent:
Ta-da!

Dan:
Oh magic. Never mind, we're going.

Chris:
Cool, magic!

Dan:
Seriously? How old are you?

Chris:
Magicians have powers that normal humans can't understand Dan.

Dan:
No, they have gimmicky deck of cards and thinly-veiled distractions. You will feel a punch. Watch this hand! [punches Chris in the stomach]

Chris:
Ow! How'd you do that?

Magnifico the Magnificent:
For my next illusion, I'll need a volunteer. How about you? [jumps on the floor] Behold! A necklace. [makes a magic trick to Chris' necklace] Transportatum necloranicum.

Chris:
[looks at his necklace box] It's gone.

[everybody cheers]

Dan:
Okay, now let's make it reappear so we can all get on with our lives.

Magnifico the Magnificent:
I'm sorry, but that would be impossible. I banished it to the 4th dimension of the universe.

Chris:
What? Oh, no.

Magnifico the Magnificent:
Oh, yes. Your necklace is now in another realm. A small price to pay for magic!

[everybody cheers]

Dan:
Hey, buddy. You might fool children and Chris here. But we both know that magic is a scam. Now give my friend his necklace back.

Magnifico the Magnificent:
Abra Cadabra! [shows up with an underwear]

Dan:
Wait, those look like- [looks in his pants]

Magnifico the Magnificent:
Abra Cadabra! [disappears and drives away]

Dan:
Hey! I know you're in there!

Chris:
It's no use, Dan. You can't fight a magician.

Dan:
For the last time, magic is not real!

Chris:
[holding a stick with an underwear] So, this isn't your underwear?