Dan Vs., Season 1

Elise:
[comes inside the classroom] May I have the floor for a moment? I'm a local resident who has been terrorized by a group of juvenile delinquents. [plays a video of the Lemonade Stand Gang] Here's footage of The Lemonade Stand Gang throwing lemonade on an elderly lady. And here's them kicking a citizen unmercifully in the shins.

Timmy's Mom:
Is that my Timmy?

Elise:
And if you look outside right now, you can see them destroying a car.

[everyone can see The Lemonade Stand Gang destroying a car from the window outside]

Timmy's Mom:
Timmy! Stop that at once!

Timmy:
Mom? Uh, I can explain.

Timmy's Mom:
Is this what you've been doing? Vandalism? Extortion? I wondered how your lemonade stand was making a thousand dollars a week.

Timmy:
Mom?

Timmy's Mom:
Well, no more! All that money is going to charity.

Timmy:
Nooo!

Lady:
It was all Timmy's idea.

Man:
I regret nothing!

[all The Lemonade Stand Gang parents pick up their kids and their cars drive away]