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Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Chris:
He's not so bad, you know. He just takes Christmas very seriously.

Mall Santa:
I hate Christmas.

Chris:
I don't see how you can hate Christmas, you're Santa!

Mall Santa:
It's a long story... When I was a kid, Santa never got me the Sergent Sascatchawand action figure I wanted.

Chris:
That wasn't a long story. And it seems like you've made an odd career choice.

Mall Santa:
This isn't my career. It's just something I do until my interpretive dance starts getting the recognition it deserves.

Chris:
Oh.

Mall Santa:
Shouldn't you be in your fishbowl?

Chris:
Probably.

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