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Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

[Dan opens the door and sees Jason, he tries to close the door but Jason puts his shoe blocking the door]

Jason:
Hey there, Dan.

Dan:
You leave me alone! I spent all day rolling around in noxious chemicals, so I'd taste terrible!

Jason:
Uh. Okay. I came over here because my wife saw a prowler outside the window today.

Dan:
So? What makes you think I had anything to do with that? You can't come over here and accuse me, I have lawyers!

Jason:
I was actually letting you know that we're having security bars installed on our windows.

Dan:
Noted. Goodbye!

Jason:
They're running a 2-for-1 special at the security store, so we'll be having them installed on our windows, too! [Dan slams the door and hears him from outside] No thanks necessary!

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