Dan Vs., Season 2

Chris:
You have to calm down.

Dan:
[angrily] I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

Chris:
Dan, that's disgusting! And impractical!

Dan:
Oh, you have a better idea?

Chris:
How about NOT eating their children!

Dan:
You have no vision. That vexes me! But not as much as being out 50 cents. OH! We're gonna rob the bank.

Chris:
That... is one of the worst ideas you've ever had, and you've had some doozies!

Dan:
Name one! And don't say the jetpack, because that's gonna be awesome. [goes inside the car]

Chris:
You are aware that they intentionally make banks very difficult places to steal from?

Dan:
Which is why we'll discuss it over lunch, kick some ideas around, and then we'll come back and ROB the place!

Chris:
Dan, listen to me: I'm not going to rob a bank with you!

Dan:
Don't be so stubborn! Hey, what kind of mask do you wanna wear? And bear in mind if you don't choose, I'll choose one for you.

Chris:
I made a promise to myself, and to Elise, that I wouldn't let you--

Dan:
Bring a sense of purpose to your meaningless life? Let's go.