Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan:
Monsters. They live under your bed, but they never kick in for the rent.

Chris:
Are you ready to listen to me now? That creature was identical to the one in the book.

Dan:
I'll admit, there was some passing resemblance.

Chris:
If you don't get rid of that thing, it's going to devour you.

Dan:
I just don't understand why he started terrorizing me. What did I ever do to Agsagoth?

Chris:
[stops the car and shows Dan a page of the book] Does this look familiar?

Dan:
No. Should it? [he and Chris both get out of the car]

Chris:
This is the scratch you put in our car last week.

Dan:
Allegedly.

Chris:
Not allegedly, Dan. Actually. The scratch is identical to the Ancient Sumerian symbol. It must have caught the attention of Agsagoth the Devourer.

Dan:
So? Fix it.

Chris:
Dan! If you have read the book, you'd know it needs to be you that fixes the scratch, since you put it there.

Dan:
Allegedly!

Chris:
You called this creature here, and now it's marked you. Have you forgotten the next steps?

Dan:
Physical agony, the mark changes, the beast eats me, blah, blah, blah.

Chris:
So, do you want to get rid of the monster or not?

Dan:
Of course I do! But I don't see how a scratch on YOUR car- [Dan's stomach growls] Ohh! My guts!

Chris:
It's the second step! Let me see your forehead!

Dan:
Let go, lummax.

Chris:
Uh, Dan. Look.

Dan:
How am I suppose to look at my own forehead, you jerk! [Chris lifts him and puts him in the car]

Chris:
Okay, now look.

Dan:
[sees his scratch in the mirror] Oh, come on!