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Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Dan:
Why are you wasting time at a stupid golf place? Mr. Mumbles' birthday party is 48 hours away and we don't even have a theme!

Chris:
I'm not wasting time, I'm playing golf. It's my new hobby!

Dan:
For the last time, your hobby is being my sidekick!

Mr. Bainbridge:
[comes by] Hey C-man - is this vagrant bothering you?

Chris:
Uh, no sir. Dan, this is my boss, Mr. Bainbridge. Mr. Bainbridge, this is my impertinent friend, Dan.

Mr. Bainbridge:
Son, that is not why it's called a driving range. [chuckles]

Dan:
Chris, I am going to count to 3. 1, [A golf ball smashes his car's windshield] WHO DID THAT?! I want a name! [he gets hit by a golf ball] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!!!

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