Dan Vs., Season 2
Dan:
Why are you wasting time at a stupid golf place? Mr. Mumbles' birthday party is 48 hours away and we don't even have a theme!
Chris:
I'm not wasting time, I'm playing golf. It's my new hobby!
Dan:
For the last time, your hobby is being my sidekick!
Mr. Bainbridge:
[comes by] Hey C-man - is this vagrant bothering you?
Chris:
Uh, no sir. Dan, this is my boss, Mr. Bainbridge. Mr. Bainbridge, this is my impertinent friend, Dan.
Mr. Bainbridge:
Son, that is not why it's called a driving range. [chuckles]
Dan:
Chris, I am going to count to 3. 1, [A golf ball smashes his car's windshield] WHO DID THAT?! I want a name! [he gets hit by a golf ball] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!!!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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