Dan Vs., Season 2

Chris:
[finds Dan outside] Dan! Are you alright?

Dan:
Absolutely not. I have been wronged Chris. Horribly, horribly, wrong!

Chris:
Yeah, sorry about that. Ben's just-

Dan:
By a dinosaur.

Chris:
Learning to- What?

Dan:
I saw it with my own eyes. And I trust my eyes, Chris. A mid-sized tyrannosaurid theropod, probably female. She ruined my car and she's going to pay. I haven't figured out how exactly because I doubt a T-Rex carries a wallet. Not with those- stupid little arms.

Chris:
You don't seriously expect me to believe you saw a dinosaur, do you?

Dan:
Since when do I care what to believe? I just need a ride.

Chris:
I'm in the middle of giving Ben a driving lesson.

Dan:
Which is clearly a huge success. Besides, you hate Ben. You always talk about how annoying he is behind his back.

Chris:
I do not. I don't.

Ben:
Whatever, fatso.

Chris:
I am giving Ben a lesson because I love my brother-in law and because Elise has a work thing.

Dan:
This is perfect! Ben needs to drive around town, I need to get around town. Question is: are you willing to drive fast, break the law as necessary and avoid dinosaur attacks?

Ben:
I mean, I've avoided them up to now.

Chris:
Dan, Ben can't have any distractions while he's driving. That includes chasing your hallucinations.

Dan:
Get in, Ben. There's no room in this car for doubting Thomases.

[Ben gets inside Chris' car]

Chris:
I don't know what you think you saw, but it's scientifically impossible for dinosaurs to exist.