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Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Dan:
[finds a quarter in the fountain] Yes! A quarter! Things are finally looking up. Ugggh. [sees a naked baby] What is wrong with parents today?

Jean:
There you are, Kale. Are you enjoying your frolic?

Dan:
I demand answers. Why isn't this savage wearing pants like the rest of us?

Flynn:
We subscribe to Dr. Davis-Siegel's child-led method of parenting.

Jean:
I'm Jean Goodhill. This is my soul mate, Flynn Goodhill.

Flynn:
Namaste.

Dan:
Back off, weirdos! And while you're at it, clothe your youngin'!

Jean:
Sir, I think what you need is a hug. Kale! Get in there, buddy!

Dan:
Wait! No! [splashes in the fountain as Kale is about to give him a hug]

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