Dan Vs., Season 2

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

[Chris and Elise go into their room and see Dan sawing through the wall as he tries to get the death ray out of the wall]

Dan:
Hey folks! Almost done here, I'll be our of your hair in no time.

Elise:
What are you doing?!

Dan:
Reclaiming what is rightfully mine.

Chris:
[angrily] What is wrong with you?! First you stink up my house, and now you cut it in half?

Elise:
All because you're too selfish to let your best friend keep the measly little toy he won?

Dan:
I'll have you know that measly little toy saved the entire human race from being enslaved by SPACE YETIS!

Chris:
Technically, it was the monkeys that were first enslaved.

Elise:
I know, Chris. You explained it to me on our wedding night.

Dan:
As much as I'm enjoying this chit-chat, I do have work to do. [as he continues sawing through the wall to get the death ray out, Elise angrily kicks him out of their house] This isn't over! [Elise also throws a skunk at him too]

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