Dan Vs., Season 3

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Mechanic Mike:
You know, Dan, you put up your car, you won the fight. Technically you could have owned this shop.

Dan:
Keep it. What would I do with a mechanical shop? Besides, crushing Elise was reward enough.

Elise:
You got lucky! You little--!

Chris:
Whoa, whoa! All's well that ends well, right?

Mechanic Mike:
And trust me, better to get out before you get hooked. Thank you, Dan. You saved my business.

Dan:
You don't have to thank me, Mechanic Mike. But you DO have to fix my car whenever it breaks, and never charge me a penny.

[Chris, Elise, and Mechanic Mike walk away after Dan drives off]

Mechanic Mike:
Huh. Guess I forgot to- [Dan's car explodes] Yeah, that's the thromdibulator.

Dan:
[yelling] MECHANIC!

[Mechanic Mike throws the thromdibular to the ground as he Elise, and Chris walk away while Dan's car is caught on fire]

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