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Dan Vs., Season 3

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Doctor:
Well, you're sick.

Dan:
Guess you were right. I'll have to buy you a drink at Bingo.

Doctor:
Dan, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a pretty bad case of the common cold. A cold is a viral infection in the upper respiratory tract.

Chris:
Are you telling me you've never had a cold before?

Dan:
I happen to lead a very healthy lifestyle. [sneezes]

Doctor:
Dan, if you want to get over this thing, you must avoid physical exertion.

Dan:
No problem, I've been avoiding it my whole life.

Doctor:
That means no bingo.

Dan:
No bingo?!

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