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Dan Vs., Season 3

Dan Vs. is an American adult animated television series created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson that aired on The Hub from January 1, 2011, to March 9, 2013. The series was about a rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan who tries to get reven… more »

Doctor:
Well, sorry, there's no cure for the common cold. [walks away]

Chris:
Told ya.

Dan:
What are you talking about?! If modern science can cure a ham, you can cure a common cold.

Doctor:
With all of the life threatening diseases that are yet to be cured, there's isn't the manpower nor the resources to exhaust on such a mild virus.

Dan:
Oh, I get it. You're lazy. [takes the stethoscope away from the doctor]

Doctor:
Hey! Where are you going with my stethoscope?

Dan:
To do what you should have done a long time ago. I'm going to cure the common cold! [leaves]

Chris:
[gives the doctor his money] For the stethoscope. [leaves]

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