Dan Vs., Season 3

[Dan and Elise are at a cabin together]

Dan:
[takes a sip of his hot chocolate] Man, this is peaceful. [breaks his drink] I hate it.

Elise:
Dan!

Dan:
No TV, no cell phone service, no thank you! You can take a cab home. I'm getting out of here right now. [opens the door as snow falls] What's this nonsense?

Elise:
Looks like a blizzard. Which means Chris is stranded with a bunch of strangers and I'm stuck here with you.

Dan:
A blizzard? You think a bunch of flakey water is gonna stop ME? [closes the door but opens again as he gets icicles on his nose] OK. I've got icicles in my nose.

Elise:
I told you, the only thing you can do with a storm like this is wait it out. And by these look of these clouds, it could be a while. Maybe even all night.

Dan:
All night? Oh no. No, no, no, no. I agreed to try skiing, I agreed to sip your cocoa, I even let you tie me up and gag me, but there is no way, and I mean NO WAY, I am staying in this meat locker for an entire night! [he wakes up from the chair and gets the keys] So long, Elise. I hope you choke on a big pile of- [opens the door and finds out that snow is coming from outside] Snow!