Dan Vs., Season 3

Dan:
This has been so much fun. We really should get hold of devastatingly toxic chemicals more often.

Chris:
I am rather enjoying myself. Where to next?

Dan:
There's 1 last broccoli farm left in the greater Los Angeles area. We take that out, they'll HAVE to serve fries at Burgerphile again.

Chris:
What's Elise doing here?

[both vehicles stop in the middle of road]

Elise:
Dan! [comes out from the car and confronts him for taking her ID] You are a dead man!

Dan:
[comes out from the truck] Okay, before you start in on one of your irrational "You-took-my-ID-a and-used-it-to-steal-weapons-grade-def foliants-from-the army," let's take a moment to think about what's really important. Friendship. [Elise punches him] Ow! Jerk!

Elise:
Where's my ID?

Dan:
It's in the truck! Go ahead and take it, I don't need it any more anyway. I only have 1 more farm to destroy and then I'm done. For now.

Elise:
I'm taking the defoliant back, too.

Dan:
But the last broccoli farm!

Elise:
Let it be a lesson to you. If Chris wasn't involved, I'd have you arrested for high treason!

Dan:
In that case, I'm glad Chris is involved.

Elise:
[angrily gets in the truck and sees Chris hiding] And you! You're not hiding!

Chris:
First off, let me say I'm sorry. Second, let me say I don't know what I'm apologizing for.

Elise:
We will talk about it at home.

Chris:
Uh, you didn't leave the keys in the car, did you?

Elise:
Why do you ask?

Chris:
A rookie mistake.

[Dan takes the car and drives away offscreen]

Elise:
Dan! Get back here! Let's get after him.

Chris:
He has the keys to the truck, too.