Dead Ringers

Dead Ringers (BBC Radio 4, 4 January 2000 – 20 October 2005; BBC Two, 18 November 2002 – 2007) is a UK radio and television comedy impressions show broadcast on BBC Radio 4 and BBC2. The programme was devised by Bill Dare and developed with Jon Holm… more »

Den Watts:
Alfie mate, I'm getting a premonition that I might be killed off in a few months.

Alfie Moon:
But then doesn't that mean they'll be a space for another Walford bad boy?

Den Watts:
Nah they already filled that...

David Blunkett:
Yes that's right! I got sick of being the bad boy of Parliament so now I've moved onto somewhere I'll fit in more, Albert Square! I've already got Pauline Fowler pregnant and started a love triangle with myself, Pat Butcher and Wellard the dog.

Sharon Watts:
Ah there you are Blunkett! Did you really think you were gonna mess with the Watts and get away with it!?

Den Watts:
Sharon, wait, don't do it princess.

Alfie Moon:
Why not? He must've really hurt her.

Sharon Watts:
Hurt me? Nah, I wouldn't go near Blunkett with a stick!

Alfie Moon:
But then if you didn't sleep with him, which Watts did?

Den Watts:
(Beat) Me.

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