Dead Ringers

Noel Edmonds:
Tony, how much do you love Jennifer?

Tony:
Nyeh.

Noel Edmonds:
Nyeh? We don't do "nyeh" on this show Tony. What's the matter?

Tony:
I just don't think I care anymore, Noel. I have been in my hotel room for 86 weeks waiting to get on this show. I lost my job, my wife has run off with my best friend and my house has been repossessed. This, is just a silly game.

Noel Edmonds:
They warned me this day would come. That there would be one. One like you! (pointing at Tony) Well let me tell you, Tony. We don't like your sort on Deal or No Deal. Do we, Deal or No Dealers?

Deal or No Dealers:
No!

Noel Edmonds:
So let us take our little happy sticks from underneath our podiums, and beat some Deal or No Deal happiness back into Tony!