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Dilbert, Season 1

Dilbert is an American adult animated sitcom of the Dilbert comics. It aired on UPN for two seasons, in 1999 and 2000. more »

Dilbert:
To save time, I've hired a consultant to help us find a name for our next product.

[The "consultant" turns around in his swivel chair and reveals himself to be Dogbert]

Loud Howard:
He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!

Dogbert [writing on a piece of paper]:
Recommendation: Downsize the Loud Guy.

Loud Howard:
Uh, I-I take it back!

Dogbert:
Anyone else want a piece of me?

Dogbert:
As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent.

Wally:
Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

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