Dilbert, Season 1
Dilbert:
To save time, I've hired a consultant to help us find a name for our next product.
[The "consultant" turns around in his swivel chair and reveals himself to be Dogbert]
Loud Howard:
He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!
Dogbert [writing on a piece of paper]:
Recommendation: Downsize the Loud Guy.
Loud Howard:
Uh, I-I take it back!
Dogbert:
Anyone else want a piece of me?
Dogbert:
As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent.
Wally:
Competent? How are we going to compete with that?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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